According to "the speed of light squared" the speed of light wasn't born 2,024 years ago, on a business day. In other words: the speed of light is the same for 1+1≠-1 of your physical body sides, including evolution's "stop genocide" signals: 🍉😋🚦; so you can "stop" being a self-centered "mystery" bozo, or you can count this planet's population of other solar-biological plants and animals: 🌡️: